My furniture even matches. Kind of.

SWEET MOTHER OF BANDWITH guess what I have?!!?! If you said moderately fast internet that won't crap out on videos and lets me find happiness and solace for loneliness online then you would be CORRECT.

If you said a ton of HW due tomorrow and an odd-smelling, messy apartment then you would also be correct my dear internet friend but I was not speaking of that so suck it.

Yes it is true. I have real internet of my very own in my very own apartment that I am now financially responsible for for one year. I also have a job and go to school full time where I am currently passing all of my classes. And I own a car that RUNS 100% of the time (so far) and as of this moment I am paying for all of my own bills without help. If we don't count last month. Which we aren't.

I even had an accountant do my taxes. I am so effing grown up right now my childhood is trembling in awe.

AND I own super grown-upy things like a toilet brush and a couch and pots and pans with matching lids. You heard me. I even ate breakfast today, and it was a bowl of cereal not mt dew. I ate it at 1:30 because I got up at noon but does that matter? No.

So in case anyone was wondering: I am an ADULT. Bam. Mind-blown. I'm winning at life for the moment. But I have to get off the internet because I have a paper that was assigned two weeks ago and is due tomorrow and I haven't started it yet.

OK maybe life and I are tied.