Inappropriate

An inappropriate poem

This is an inappropriate poem.
The meter is off,
and the rhythm is just bad.
There's no rhyme scheme holding it together.
Plus it talks about itself. Totally ruins that fourth wall.

It's so very inappropriate.
It brings up words we don't use
in nice poetry,
like penis and vagina,
for no good reason.
And there's fucking cursing for no fucking purpose at all.

Quite inappropriate.
Also it talks about me, the narrator:
Hi there. I'm writing this, inappropriately.
The stanzas don't match and there's no clear
format.
Just improper and did I mention? Inappropriate.

Poop.

A sexy make out session

I was really sexy today. I'm driving and eating taco bell and I take a bite of my burrito, scald my mouth, instinctively open my mouth to get rid of the hot burrito, which then drips down my hand, burns my hand, and then looks ready to fall into my lap, so I try to engulf it with my mouth again. And burn my mouth. I'll bet it looked amazing.